"Well, it was that time again for someone to get squished ... and this time it was going to be me! I was looking forward to this for a while, and I almost did an entire level from 57 to 58 in 4 hours ... just to get SQUISHED! This was a big event for me, and I had the great honor to be squished not once but TWICE! (Because Ever logged on just as the first squishing was in progress.)

I must give a heart felt thanks to everyone who came out to see me throw down with that rusty tin can. Even my wife Jorine was able to attend the event and see me get flattened like a pancake.

And another thanks for everyone it HDI to make it feel like home! This is a fantastic guild and I am very honored to be a part of it.

Enjoy the horror and carnage!"

- Ithiel